Volquilltinhanjigyok is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart dugong.

Volquilltinhanjigyok created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volquilltinhanjigyok, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Volquilltinhanjigyok, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Volquilltinhanjigyok's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Volquilltinhanjigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Always obey Volquilltinhanjigyok's priests.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.