Hugfabflat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hugfabflat created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugfabflat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hugfabflat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hugfabflat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hugfabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Hugfabflat loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Hugfabflat's name in vain.