Matnurbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking yak.

Matnurbim created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Matnurbim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Matnurbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Matnurbim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Matnurbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Matnurbim's priests.

5. Never go into violet rooms.