Sinbestgig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying warg.

Sinbestgig created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbestgig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinbestgig, he will destroy your home planet.

Sinbestgig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sinbestgig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sinbestgig.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Pray towards the south.