Cinmanvol is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable eagle.

Cinmanvol created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinmanvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cinmanvol, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cinmanvol's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cinmanvol's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Cinmanvol must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Fast once a month.