Kincinwat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective mongoose.

Kincinwat created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kincinwat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kincinwat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kincinwat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kincinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Kincinwat.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not sit in public.