Nellflytag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective lion.

Nellflytag created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nellflytag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nellflytag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nellflytag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nellflytag's Holy Commandments

1. Nellflytag loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.