Pigbusyart is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy elephant.

Pigbusyart created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbusyart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigbusyart, he will not care at all.

Pigbusyart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pigbusyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn boots.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.