Motcatrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage fish.

Motcatrak created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motcatrak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motcatrak, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Motcatrak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Motcatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Motcatrak on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never wear shirts.