Panvilman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-knowing newt.

Panvilman created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Panvilman, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panvilman, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Panvilman's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Panvilman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look in ponds.