Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful gnu.

Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Podxinstrag Legnibgan Cetnilhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill eagles.