Butcibdut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody chicken.

Butcibdut created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcibdut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butcibdut, she will turn you into a tree.

Butcibdut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Butcibdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Butcibdut loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.