Hudlopdag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever gnu.

Hudlopdag created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlopdag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudlopdag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hudlopdag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hudlopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair black.