Migfodkap Gebcimbom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking dragonfly.

Migfodkap Gebcimbom created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfodkap Gebcimbom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migfodkap Gebcimbom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Migfodkap Gebcimbom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Migfodkap Gebcimbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. You must love Migfodkap Gebcimbom.

5. Always stare at clouds.