Betlenzag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful camel.

Betlenzag created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betlenzag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Betlenzag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Betlenzag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Betlenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not take Betlenzag's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.