Vablipjam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent walrus.

Vablipjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vablipjam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vablipjam, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vablipjam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vablipjam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if seven snakes approach from the south.
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