Quilltiffoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, astonishing raccoon.

Quilltiffoss created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Quilltiffoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quilltiffoss, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Quilltiffoss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quilltiffoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Quilltiffoss' name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.