Bifpidfad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet centipede.

Bifpidfad created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifpidfad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifpidfad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bifpidfad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bifpidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never go into brown rooms.
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