Hasfeblib Duncut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise armadillo.

Hasfeblib Duncut created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfeblib Duncut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasfeblib Duncut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hasfeblib Duncut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hasfeblib Duncut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.