Mobjat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful hydra.

Mobjat created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobjat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobjat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mobjat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mobjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear red rings.

3. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never run near shrews.