Kentafcen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful tapir.

Kentafcen created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kentafcen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kentafcen, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kentafcen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kentafcen's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.