Lippoglop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving bat.

Lippoglop created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lippoglop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lippoglop, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lippoglop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lippoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Do not chop down trees.