Sittapwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy capybara.

Sittapwan created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Sittapwan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sittapwan, he will not care.

Sittapwan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sittapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.