Sakgodzen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous crab.

Sakgodzen created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Sakgodzen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakgodzen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sakgodzen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sakgodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mice approach from the west.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about garlic.