Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud octopus.

Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid, she will turn you into a goat.

Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Camvidnab Sis Cadgupgid on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.