Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring dingo.

Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig, she will think nothing of it.

Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artyokfar Japvolneg Pidcadflig.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.