Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise snail.

Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fabbutbiss Gen Farnxinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.