Sadmadflowdibdut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair lion.

Sadmadflowdibdut created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmadflowdibdut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadmadflowdibdut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sadmadflowdibdut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sadmadflowdibdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat tomatoes.