Hasgatweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witless wasp.

Hasgatweg created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgatweg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasgatweg, he will manifest in front of you.

Hasgatweg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hasgatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about gulls.