Ponragsan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable eagle.

Ponragsan created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponragsan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponragsan, it will turn you into a dog.

Ponragsan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ponragsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near snakes.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Ponragsan.

5. Do not covet oxen.