Rigvabken is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing goose.

Rigvabken created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvabken, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigvabken, it will turn you into a slug.

Rigvabken's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rigvabken's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Rigvabken loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.