Dudbisslop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered camel.

Dudbisslop created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbisslop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudbisslop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudbisslop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dudbisslop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Dudbisslop.

3. Always obey Dudbisslop's priests.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudbisslop.