Fligpopzot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring grasshopper.

Fligpopzot created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligpopzot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligpopzot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fligpopzot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fligpopzot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about cell theory.