Litcapgidrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain horse.

Litcapgidrow created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Litcapgidrow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litcapgidrow, she will try to impress you with trees.

Litcapgidrow's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Litcapgidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always obey Litcapgidrow's priests.