Banmanxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic fairy.

Banmanxuc created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Banmanxuc, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Banmanxuc, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Banmanxuc's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Banmanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing purple rings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Feed all hungry horses.