Rulpadtal is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak pigeon.

Rulpadtal created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulpadtal, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulpadtal, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rulpadtal's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rulpadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Rulpadtal.

5. Always take life seriously.