Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering seal.

Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fasnarbusarn Motdunvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan rings.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from turquoise snakes, for they are unholy.