Tamtarwig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fast yak.

Tamtarwig created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtarwig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tamtarwig, she will not care.

Tamtarwig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tamtarwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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