Saflitcar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omniscient shrew.

Saflitcar created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saflitcar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saflitcar, it will turn you into a plant.

Saflitcar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Saflitcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Saflitcar loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Worship no other gods but Saflitcar.