Kenqueegsit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty mink.

Kenqueegsit created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenqueegsit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kenqueegsit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kenqueegsit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kenqueegsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not commit murder.