Getdodbif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful crow.

Getdodbif created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getdodbif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Getdodbif, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Getdodbif's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Getdodbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.