Dogdusspib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional parrot.

Dogdusspib created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdusspib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogdusspib, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dogdusspib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dogdusspib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never talk about nebulae.