Rulsadfashabjipmap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest eagle.

Rulsadfashabjipmap created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsadfashabjipmap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulsadfashabjipmap, she will turn you into a worm.

Rulsadfashabjipmap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rulsadfashabjipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Rulsadfashabjipmap's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.