Misgankap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous yak.

Misgankap created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Misgankap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misgankap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Misgankap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Misgankap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Misgankap first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.