Tarptanbuscadflantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic yak.

Tarptanbuscadflantaf created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarptanbuscadflantaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarptanbuscadflantaf, she will think nothing of it.

Tarptanbuscadflantaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tarptanbuscadflantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tarptanbuscadflantaf's name in vain.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tarptanbuscadflantaf.

5. Do not eat figs.