Motgedhap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy mongoose.

Motgedhap created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Motgedhap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motgedhap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Motgedhap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Motgedhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motgedhap.

3. Always obey Motgedhap's priests.

4. Never sit near grasshopers.

5. Never pour water over plants.