Arpyarlleggess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody clam.

Arpyarlleggess created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpyarlleggess, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arpyarlleggess, she will destroy your home planet.

Arpyarlleggess' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Arpyarlleggess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Arpyarlleggess on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention rats.