Dagwigyart is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying coyote.

Dagwigyart created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagwigyart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dagwigyart, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dagwigyart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dagwigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.