Pasdobfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident finch.

Pasdobfas created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasdobfas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasdobfas, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pasdobfas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pasdobfas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three lead sculptures of Pasdobfas on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pasdobfas on top of all buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasdobfas.