Bongompop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Bongompop created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bongompop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bongompop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bongompop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bongompop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bongompop's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never run near gulls.

5. Retreat if seven bats approach from the south.